Why drink regular old alchohol when you could drink an exciting flator of soda with a little alchohol in it? Boone's Farm has enough sugar to give you a first-class sugar high for 10 minutes, and enough alchohol to put you to sleep for an hour. It's the perfect bottle to carry with you on a cloudy day in a field where you can first take a brisk jog and then lie on some soft moss and rest your weary tipsy bones.
I enjoy Strawberry Daquiri. It's almost as good as plain old Fanta Strawberry Soda. Watermelon is very very nice as well, but the only adjective to truly describe the vast array of Boone's Farm flavors is DELICIOUS! If you want to feast your tongue on artificial flavorings and feast your eyes on gorgeous artificial colors, try any of the following flavors!
Apple Blossom, Blackberry Ridge, Blueberry, Blue Hawaiian, Country Kwencher, Fuzzy Navel, Hard Lemonade, Kiwi Strawberry, Mango Grove, Melon Ball, Mountain Berry, Orange Hurricane, Pina Colada, Raspberry Hard Lemonade, Sangria, Snow Creek Berry
Strawberry Daiquiri, · Strawberry Margarita, Sun Peak Peach, Wild Island, Wild Raspberry.
Strawberry Daiquiri, · Strawberry Margarita, Sun Peak Peach, Wild Island, Wild Raspberry.
I really wonder what Country Kwencher tastes like!? Also, What could Wild Island be? Let's go to a gas station and then to a mossy field and find out! If we wanna get doubly rushed with sugar and then doubly sleepy we can drink the Strawberry Hill flavor which has 9 percent alchohol instead of the usual 4!
Be sure to go join the Boone's Farm fanclub at http://www.boonesfarm.net/ !
Every Boone's Farm drinker will relate to the quotes in the testimonials section: http://www.boonesfarm.net/index_files/Page337.html
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